Here at Spam Valley Croft, we are a family. Bonded by love and treats.
Meet our team of well trained puppers
Our comprehensive suite of professionals puppies creates to a diverse team, ranging from seasoned good boys to renowned hunters, and a Labrador who may or may not be 68% genetically identical to a potato.
Hamish the Alci Dog
10, French, certified good boy apart from when you’re calling him back. Might be a cat in a dog suit, might be the French accent, who knows? Will run away because other dog walkers are way cooler that you.
Ghost Edward Butt
5, reigning fetch champion, loves a walk but hates the lead. Please give him all of the ear scritches. If you stop he will huff in displeasure.
Lachlan
5, lockdown puppy in the worst way possible, was late to the party. Had to play catch up. Keeps my feet warm every night. 68% potato, but identifies as a 400kg chihuahua.
Archie
1, probably a skin walker. Has hetrochromia, making him the only hetro thing in this household. You will play fetch or you will be eliminated by being licked to death. Don’t toy with him, mortal.
Brendon
26, technically not a dog, and definitely not a chicken, so I don’t know where to put him. Brendon likes WarHammer 40k, cereal with moo milk, belly rubs, and being able to use the toilet without one or all of the dogs (and his wife) following him.
Milton, ageless and graceful.
Our innovative web designer with a unique perspective. As a cockroach, he brings a distinctive flair to the digital world. With an eye for detail and a knack for creativity, Milton thrives in crafting our website in a functional and visually appealing way. His resilience and adaptability make him the perfect fit for tackling any design challenge. When he’s not busy coding, you can find him exploring the latest design trends or scuttling through new ideas. With Milton on our team, we guarantee we can achieve anything!